~ UPW FINAL JUDGEMENT : APRIL 1ST, 2007! ~

Youth Suicide vs. Perry Saturn vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Kane:
Show OR Go Match
Winner: No Contest. (Youth Suicide, Perry Saturn, Jeff Hardy, Kane Fired)

Steve Austin vs. Mad Man Manson vs. Kevin Nash:
Show OR Go Match
Winner: No Contest. (Steve Austin Replaced; Mad Man Manson, Kevin Nash Fired)

[ In the backstage, Chastity and RaVen are sitting along the floor. Their back's are turned to the wall. They look straight at the camera lens as Chastity breaks out in laughter. ]

"The Sassy Sis" Chastity: THAT DIVA WORLD TITLE IS AS GOOD AS MINE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

"The Misguided Soul" RaVen: Tommy Dreamer, your memories of the past has surfaced memories of my own...

"The Sassy Sis" Chastity: HAHAHAHAHA!!! I WILL BE THE NEW DIVA WORLD CHAMPION!!!

"The Misguided Soul" RaVen: You have nothing left to gain in beating, but you shall perish for your sins...

"The Sassy Sis" Chastity: NOTHING ANYONE CAN SAY OR DO TO STOP ME!!!

"The Misguided Soul" RaVen: What is it, about your past that makes you hide in the shadows, Tommy?

"The Sassy Sis" Chastity: PAMELA PAULSHOCK AND LACEY WILL FALL TO ME!! HAHAHAHA!! I CAN'T WAIT!!

[ RaVen rolls his eyes, and Chastity falls over, due to laughing so hard. The camera's abruptly fade back to ringside. ]

Shane McMahon walks with Christy Hemme in tow out onto the ramp way as "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva blaring over the P.A, they walk down and climbs the turnbuckle steps as the fans boo loudly, assisting Christy into the ring the two of them stand in the centre of the ring as Lillian hands Shane O Mac a mic.

Shane O Mac - Welcome to the first major PPV for UPW.. Final Judgment, I'm joined by the lovelier than ever Christy Hemme..

Christy gets handed the mic as she smirks waving to the booing fans, she then looks irritated, almost pissed off at the booing..

Christy Hemme - Thanks Shane..*pauses* Do you hear that, this ungrateful crowd don't know true talent when they see it.. Tonight Beth Pheonix will get a lesson, then from there.. Well the sky is the limit! It's time that we shook this division up and you can bet that the first match will be the greatest match on the card! Mark my words Shane..

Shane O Mac - You are right, it's time we got a shake up here in UPW's Diva Divison, we could be the best alive in the world today instead a few people have decided to stuff us around and we're lower on the card to even those *shudders* Indy organisations..

Christy Hemme - It's a disgrace Shane, so-called "divas" like Beth Phoenix, Allison Danger, Becky Bayless.. Leyla Milani to say the least are nothing but roster space that's needing to be shown what true wrestling is all about.. It's why you hired me after all isn't it..? To give this divas the wake up call they need.. *smirks* This is going to be fun!

Shane O Mac - Well if anyone is going to do it.. It will be you Christy.. But tonight there are a lot of great matches on the Card.. A buried alive match for the chance to challenge for ANY title of your choice on any night in the next 6 months.. The Kat, Trish and Jenna will certainly be wrestling to get that chance.. As well as the IC tourney being decided by a four way dance as well as the MAIN Event, Pamela Paulshock versus Lacey and Chastity.. So what do you think you're favourite match will be tonight Christy?

Christy Hemme - I would say that my favourite match would be me facing off against Beth Phoenix, the over rated diva on UPW's roster.. But aside from that the Main Event I've been given the pleasure of being made special ref for the Main Event.. Let's say those divas better behave or I'll have to show them what will hap-

Trip Like I Do" by Filter hits the speakers as Christy looks irritated she was interrupted.. The Glamazon Beth Phoenix and The Masterpiece Chris Masters walk out, Beth has a mic in her hand as she looks down to the ring where Shane and Christy are whispering to each other.. The fans cheer Beth, though she's usually not a fan favourite it's obvious it's cause they prefer her to Shane and Christy..

Beth Pheonix - Look Chris, these two have to whisper and talk plans to try and get one over on The Glamazon Beth Phoenix.. *laughs* You're both going to have to do better than that to beat me.. *pauses* All I see before me is not Perfection.. Simply Imperfections.. Shane McMahon you run this diva division, complaining that WE'RE the ones running this place into the ground.. I beg to differ.. You're the one that caused Johnathan Coachman to leave UPW, You're the ones that let these "inferior" divas join and then you whine to us cause it's not working out.. *Shane looks furious* McMahon.. Grow a back bone for a change! And you.. Christy.. You claim you're going to show me what a true diva is all about? That YOU somehow constitute someone all Divas should wish to be?

Christy nods and points to herself and does the "cut throat" motion and points at Beth who just laughs before continuing..

Beth Pheonix - If I wanted to be nothing more than an inferior, no talent "diva".. Someone who makes a living "modelling" to scrap a few dollars together.. Then yeah I'd want to be like you, but since I'm perfection personified, The Glamazon herself.. I don't need to answer nor show you anything.. You're not a wrestler, nor a diva.. You're nothing and when I am finished with you then you will see what a true wrestler is all about.. Something you may if luck has it, you may become one day.. Until then you're a figurehead to this dying company, the first step I must take for it's continual survival.. You're nothing more than a joke and one that must be dealt with personally!

The Glamazon laughs as Shane motions for Christy to "break her" Christy nods as she motions for Beth to get herself into the ring to start the match.. Beth smirks as she goes to hand the mic to Chris Masters.. The Masterpiece.. Before she does she speaks to Chris..

Beth Pheonix - Chris, if Shane McMahon interferes.. BREAK HIM!

Chris nods as Beth passes him the mic and runs down the ramp and rolls into the ring.. The ref climbs into the ring as he orders McMahon to the outside as the two divas lock up and the bell rings..

Christy Hemme vs. Beth Phoenix:

The two divas lock up, Christy picks Beth up and reverse atomic drops her as Beth grabs her nether regions as Christy clotheslines her to the canvas. Christy picks The Glamazon up and throws her at the ropes, bouncing back Beth his Christy with a knee lift sending Christy to the canvas. Beth climbs the nearby turnbuckle and jumps off going for what appears to be a five start frog splash.. BAM! Christy with the legs up.. Beth holds her stomach as she rolls out of the ring to the outside with the impact.. Shane McMahon is standing near by and looks about to nail Beth with a kick to the back of the head as The Masterpiece walks around and Shane scurries to the other side like a wounded dog.. Shane walks over to the announcers table and grabs a mic to speak.. Christy has just got to her feet and is looking at Shane puzzled..

Shane O Mac - Christy.. This is your lucky day.. I've decided it's time Beth Phoenix learnt what FINAL JUDGMENT is all about.. This match is now a NO-DQ Match! Also if Chris Masters interferes Beth Phoenix loses!

Chris Masters looks confused as Beth looks pissed off.. She points at Shane and does the "snapping" motion as she's holding her stomach in pain.. She's too close to the ring as Christy grabs her from inside trying to drag her into the ring, Beth grabs Christy's head and drops off the ring apron hitting Christy's throat against the ropes sending Christy flipping backwards in pain.. Masters meanwhile chases Shane around the ring a few times as Beth puts her leg out and trips him over, pretending it was an accident by covering her mouth and saying "OOPS" Master grabs Shane as Shane low blows Masters and struggles up the ramp as Masters starts chasing again, much slower though.. Masters chases Shane backstage as Beth and Christy are locked up in the ring.. Beth with a bear hug on Christy.. Christy is being squeezed in two as Beth looks to be pleased with her handiwork.. Christy tries pulling Beth's hair as the ref breaks he move and warns Christy who appears to not here as she goes to do it again then decides not to, instead raking Beth's eyes with two brutal eye gouges.. Beth lets go as Christy clothesline her and sets her up for the Fire Cracker.. Beth shoves Christy into the turnbuckle, she walks out holding her back in pain a bit dazed as Beth picks her up locking in the BITCH RACK! She's bending Christy at an awkward position as the anguish and pain on Christy's face is evident.. She continues the move as the ref grabs Christy's free arm and lifts it up.. It drops once as the ref signals once, he does it again, the fans are cheering loudly for Beth as the ref drops it a second time.. The ref lifted Christy's arm up a third time, he goes to drop it but Christy holds it up to the booing of fans.. Beth doesn't appear to be impressed as she drops to her knees back breaking Christy and dropping her as Christy now rolls out of the ring holding her back, pain and agony etched on her face. Beth walks over and takes a swipe at Christy, who grabs Beth's legs and drags her out of the ring..

Beth throws a punch as Christy returns one, this happens a few times until Beth blocks and goes for a punch, Christy blocks and nails Beth with a DDT. Christy rolls Beth into the ring and hits.. FIRE CRACKER.. Christy goes for the cover.. 1..2.. The ref stops, Beth's legs on the bottom rope. Christy looks furious at herself for not hooking the leg. Christy picks Beth up and Beth rolls her up in a small package.. Beth grabs the nearby rope for leverage... 1..2..3!

Winner: Beth Phoenix

[ In their dressing room, the re-united MNM are standing around, getting ready for their matches. Melina has taken a seat on the couch, as Nitro and Mercury stand next to the door. Melina turns to Nitro. ]

"The A-Lister" Melina: You think they'll ever find out?

"The Rising Star" Nitro: Nah'. Highly impossible. We were too sneaky about it.

"The A-Lister" Melina: Yeah. Well, are you guy's ready to beat "The Game"? Heh.

"The Hollywood Jetset" Mercury: Definitely. Triple H have been calling us joke's all week, it's about time we show him who the REAL JOKE is around here.

"The Rising Star" Nitro: I hear that. How about you, Mel, you ready to beat Kristal tonight?

"The A-Lister" Melina: You better believe it! Kristal is so going down!

"The Hollywood Jetset" Mercury: Cool. Kristal and Hunter don't stand a chance against us.

"The Rising Star" Nitro: Haha. Yeah, sweet. Tonight, we'll win both of our matches and go undefeated.

"The Hollywood Jetset" Mercury: I like the sound of that.

[ All three member's of MNM smile to one another, as the scene cut's out. ]

Alex Shelley vs. The Sandman:
Hardcore Match

Shelley is all ready in the ring, waiting for his opponent. "Hatebreed" hits and The Sandman appears in the crowd. He heads down and sits on the guard rail, as he opens the can of beer's in his hands. He splashes the beer all over, and then takes it all down in one sitting. Sandman then climbs over the railing and slides into the ring.. he throws the empty can's at Shelley and then smack's him over the head with his singapore cane! Shelley goes down quicker then a sack of brick's! Sandman keeps nailing Shelley in the back with the cane, repeated shot's until he get's bored and tosses the cane down. Sandman picks Shelley up and irish whips him into the ropes.. Sandman clotheslines Shelley to the mat! Sandman gets fed up with the lack of competition and tosses Shelley out of the ring through the middle rope. He whips Shelley and he bounces off the steel steps! Sandman picks Shelley up and suplexes him right back down. Sandman's in total control! He goes under the ring.. and has found a steel chair! Sandman wait's patiently for Shelley to get up... before nailing him in the head with the chair, taking him down! Sandman tosses the chair down and picks Shelley up. He kicks Shelley in the stomach, and deliver's the DDT onto Shelley's head against the chair on the ground. Shelley is completely out of it. Sandman put's one foot on Shelley's chest, and the referee count's it, 1.... 2 .... 3!! This one is over!

Winner: The Sandman. (Alex Shelley Warned)

The bell rings, and The Sandman stands to his feet. He looks down at Shelley, and shakes his head at the poor performance by him. Sandman climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp and to the backstage area.

[ In his dressing room, Bret is preparing for his match against The Phenom, The Undertaker, when suddenly, William Regal and his new student, Psyco walk upto him. Regal scoff's as Bret looks dead straight at him. ]

"The Hitman" Bret Hart: Is there something, I can help you with, Regal?

"Man Behind The Psycho" William Regal: Dear boy, Bret Hart.. don't tell me, you're actually thinking about going head to head with... The Undertaker? He'll destroy you!

"The Hitman" Bret Hart: Is this the only reason you came by, Regal? To tell me what I can, or CANNOT do!?

"Man Behind The Psycho" William Regal: It's only some advice, Bret.

"The Hitman" Bret Hart: Is that so?

"Psychotic & Mental" Psyco: YAAAAAAAHHH!! PSYCO!!!!!

[ With that said, Bret lunges at the both of them and takes them to the ground. Bret stomps on Regal, and then smashes Psyco's head into a locker. Bret uses the chair he was sitting on and chokes Regal out with it. Bret then grabs Regal's legs and kicks im in the knee. He then proceeds to lock in the Sharp Shooter... Regal taps! Hart doesn't let up until official's and personnel tear Bret off of William Regal. They grab a hold of him and shoves him out of the locker room. ]

"The Hitman" Bret Hart: If I see you two again, YOU BETTER PRAY FOR YOUR LIVES!!

[ Bret is pushed out of the camera's view, and the scene fades to ringside as Psyco gives aide to Regal. ]

[ In the arena, "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge blast's on the speakers and Edge walks out onto the ramp. He's wearing some fancy looking dress clothes as he makes his way down the ramp. He's got shade's on. He slides under the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle, to the boo's of the fans. Edge walks to the corner of the ring and grabs a microphone from Lilian Garcia, the ring announcer. Edge walks to the center and the ring has been decorated for this evening. ]

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: Ladies and gentlemen.. welcome to the best damn talk show since, since... well, since ever! I'm not talking about some lame Carlito's Cabana, or The Highlight Reel, or even Piper's Pit.. I'm talking about.. THE CUTTING EDGE!! That's right! The Cutting Edge has returned to the UPW, and it's ABOUT DAMN TIME! Now, before I get to my guest for this evening... I will first answer your ridiculous question and mention to you.. that I AM BACK IN THE UPW.. And I plan to stick around for a long, long time. But, enough about me..

[ The fan's boo Edge as he smiles at the camera, shaking his head back and forth. ]

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: You all like that, huh? Yeah, that's why I'm back! To give you joy in your pitiful lives! But you know, my guest for this week, is a man who enjoys having a miserable life of his own. He's a man that could very well be related to ...The Rock! He is.. The Samoan Submission Machine.... SAMOA JOE!!

[ "The Champ is Here" by Jadakiss hits on the speakers, as Samoa Joe walks out from the back. He has a nice fancy dress shirt on, and some shade's, very similar to Edge's look, but alot different. Joe walks down the ramp and climbs the apron. He get's into the ring and stares at the crowd, half are booing and the other half are cheering him. Joe grabs a mic from Lilian and looks over at Joe. ]

"The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe: Why did you request me to show up on your bullshit show, Edge?

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: Whoa.. hold the phone here.. it's Samoa Joe! The Samoan Submission Machine.. from TNA, and ROH.. the two most low class promotion's on the face of the earth!

"The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe: That's right. And why do you think, I'm now in UPW, huh? You're not a very smart man, are you?

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: Hahaha. I'll have you know, Joe, that I am a very smart man. Afterall, I am a former WWE Champion...

"The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe: So? Since when has that title ever mattered to guy's like me?

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: Since never, but ya' know, since I was there, might as well talk about it.. get it out in the open.

[ Edge paces around the ring, as Joe just stares at him with a blank expression. ]

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: Well, I think we're getting off on the wrong foot here..

"The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe: Nah'. The way I see it, I don't like you. You're nothing to me, and if you continue to get in my face with these question's, I'm gon'a kill you..

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: OoOoOoOoh, your little catchphrase,. huh? How lame can you seriously get.. you don't think I see through your little game's here?

"The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe: What game's might that be.... Edge? Keep playing the hero card.. and watch what happens to you.

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: I don't know what you are talking about, but I have heard enough... GET THE HELL OUTTA' MY RING!!

[ Joe doesn't budge, making Edge alittle nervous for a second. ]

"The Rated `R` Superstar" Edge: Did you not hear me? This was.. a mistake! It's over now, and this interview is done!

[ Edge tries to knock Joe down with a punch to the face, but Joe doesn't move, and all this does is get him fired up, because right when Edge turns around, Joe tries to hook in the Kokina Clutch.. but Edge is able to escape the hold and bail to the outside of the ring. Joe stays in the ring, as Edge walks up the ramp, looking irate that Samoa Joe had gotten the better of him on his debut night with UPW on national television, a pay per view, no less. Camera's fade after a good couple of minute's with Edge and Joe intensely staring at each other.. ]

[ In a dark corner of the backstage area, a smoke or fog billows around in the air. As we get farther into the darkness, a hand reaches out and stops the camera. The cameraman raises the camera into the face of the Undertaker. ]

"The Phenom" The Undertaker: Many tortured souls have crossed the path of the Lord of Darkness. These damned individuals were forced to look into the eyes of the reaper...and they never crossed my path again. Yet...some of these souls...are mere ignorant fools, and they come back for more.

[ The Undertaker pauses briefly. ]

"The Phenom" The Undertaker: Hitmaaaaan...your talent and success are only exceeded by your foolishness. You've felt the burn of the fires of hell more than once, yet you're once again daring to step into the flames for one more legendary battle. But Hitman...this will be your last dance, for the Deadman is now making the final judgment on that pitiful excuse of a life. Hitman...your time...has come. When all is said and done tonight, the world will be rid of one less sharpshooter. Bret...you will...rest...in...peeeeace.

[ Undertaker rolls his eyes in the back of his head, as the camera's fade to ringside. ]

Kristal Marshall is seen eating an apple at the refreshments table, looking over the March edition of UPW's magazine with Sting on the cover, she has it perched on the edge of the table.. Melina enters to one side and makes herself a coffee, adding milk and sugar and stirring it with a spoon, putting the spoon on the table.. She turns an as she goes to leave she spills her coffee on Kristal's UPW magazine wrecking the whole magazine to the disappointment of Kristal who looks irritated as she shakes the magazine off sending spraying coffee everywhere..

Kristal Marshall - Melina, watch where you're going.. Can't you see I've got the latest copy of UPW's magazine, apparently from next week there is a rumor here they is one here that they're going to be looking for a diva to represent UPW on their next cover.. I think you're looking at the newest centerfold to be put on the cover of UPW's magazine! I think you are looking at her..

Melina Perez - *rolls her eyes* You.. UPW's April cover girl? Kristal you're not qualified to do the job.. *runs a hand up and down her body showing off her curves* Why would they want something like you when they can get some A-List material like yours truly? *laughs* From what I heard Elijah wont be at ringside tonight.. Seems someone's in the dog house.. *smirks* Sounds appropriate!

Kristal Marshall - *shakes her head* I don't need Elijah to kick your ass Melina.. *laughs* As for you as being A-List material.. *laughs* You must think you're in the fake world called "Hollywood" but here in UPW Melina, things are based on looks and talent.. *looks her up and down* All I see before me is a wolf in sheep's clothing.. You might think you're cover girl material, but you're nothing more than a.. *smirks* cleaner not a wrestler!

Melina Perez - Kristal, you are not even in my league, let alone worth being in the same ring as me.. *raises eyebrow* I'd almost compliment you on your handling of Kenny earlier.. But I'm going to make you pay for messing with Kenny.. *smirks* That's my job to play mind games with him.. Find your own loser to play games with..

Joy Giovanni walks into camera, she's apparently heard what these two divas have been talking about and really isn't impressed.. She flicks her hair and stares down Melina who's not afraid to stare back.. Joy looks over at Kristal and raises an eyebrow..

Joy Giovanni - *smirks* Melina, Kristal, you two might think that you've got poor Kenny wrapped around your fingers, but we all know he desires the most alluring, charismatic and talented diva on the roster.. Joy Giovanni.. Kenny might be distracted by the smut and cheap imitations but Kenny isn't stupid, he'll see through your fakeness just as much as well.. *looks at Melina's chest* You other fake attributes..

Melina looks furious as she clenches her hand in rage.. Before she swings though Joy doesn't appear to be finished..

Joy Giovanni - *picks up the magazine with Sting on it smirking* I see you've been reading the article, apparently they've chosen someone to be the April Ambassador for UPW.. *runs her hands up and down her tight, muscled body* You're looking at her.. I just finished talking with Shane and he's asked me to go for a photo shoot for next month's cover.. With that IC title tonight, I'm going to certainly be looking great! *smirks* Oh and another thing whores.. either of you two bitches do anything to hurt Kenny.. I'll come and kick both your asses personally.. Got it?

Kristal and Melina look at each other in almost disbelief at this announcement.. Melina then nails Joy as Kristal grabs Joy by the back of her pants using her belt to throw her onto the refreshments table as Kristal mounts Joy bashing her head into the table. Melina grabs some nearby cake and forces it into Joy's mouth as Melina chokes Joy and Kristal climbs off and goes off screen.. Kristal returns with a chair and tells Melina to get her up, Melina picks her up as Kristal goes to nail Joy with the chair.. Joy ducks.. BAM! Melina is hit as she crumples.. Kristal looks worried for a moment as BAM! Joy nails her with a kick to the stomach, dropping the chair to the floor.. Joy goes to nail Kristal with a DDT but Kristal spears Joy into the refreshments table as Joy crumples holding her back.. Refs, EMTs and Security appear on the scene as the scene cuts away..

Austin Aries vs. Kenny Dykstra:
For The XxX-Tra Championship

Austin Aries is all ready in the ring. He stands in his corner, as the music begins to play, and the challenger for the XxX-Tra Championship, Kenny Dykstra walks out from the back. He pauses for a few seconds, before running down and entering the ring then taking Aries out with a spear like maneuver, as the bell is heard, starting this match.

Kenny pounded away at Aries, until he was held back by the official so Aries can break free and so this match would be a fair play type of situation. Young Kenny took the fight to Aries, as he controlled most of the match with his speed and agility. Aries did manage to mount some offense near the beginning of the match. When Aries went to whip Kenny to the ropes, it got reversed and Kenny nailed a huge back elbow to send Aries down! Kenny then climbed the turnbuckle, but Aries got up just in the nick of time and sent Kenny over and out of the ring! Aries went to the floor and whipped Kenny into the steps, but Kenny reversed the whip and sent Aries crashing shoulder first into the steel! Kenny then sent Aries back into the ring and covered, but Aries kicked out before the three can be administered. Kenny then picked up Aries and sent him into the corner turnbuckle. Kenny lifted Aries onto the padding, and climbed the ropes. He was able to trap Aries in a suplerplex, but it costed them both as Kenny got most of the pain in his lower back. Aries slowly came to and slid a hand over Kenny's chest, but he kicked out before a three can happen. Kenny was able to come to, before Aries and so picked up Austin and nailed a sickening powerbomb! Kenny climbed the turnbuckle, and nailed the Leg drop! Kenny covers him, 1... 2... 3!!

Winner & New XxX-Tra Champion: Kenny Dykstra. (Austin Aries on LOA)

The referee calls for the bell and Kenny stands up from the mat. He gets his arm raised, and the referee hands him his newly won XxX-Tra Championship title! Kenny celebrate's as he makes his way back up the ramp. The camera's take a short commercial break.

The camera cut backstage, just as Kenny Dykstra was seen walking backstage, clutching his newly won XXX-Tra Championship belt that he earned by defeating Austin Aries. He kisses the belt as he walks around, wiping some sweat from his forehead as he begins to shout out, looking for his manager and mentor. ]

"The Spark Plug" Kenny: RIC! RIC! I DID IT MAN! Where the hell are you!?

[ As Kenny continued to walk, a locker room door to his right hand side opened. Melina slowly steps out into the doorway and catches young Kenny's attention. She's wearing a very short fluffed blue demin skirt, tan colored strapless halter top, ankle-high heeled boots, and her hair down. She uses her finger to allure Kenny inside. ]

"The A-Lister" Melina: Wow, congrats on your big win Kenny.

[ Kenny looked at Melina as she leaned against the doorframe of MNM's locker room, looking smokin' hot. He clutched the belt tightly in celebration as he looked back at her. ]

"The Spark Plug" Kenny: Thanks...I KNEW I was gonna win this. You didn't even need to come out to the ring in the end....shame, because it would have blown his mind...

[ She smiles as she realizes Kenny's in love with her physical appearance. She runs her hair through her hair and pats the back of her head. ]

"The A-Lister" Melina: Why don't you come celebrate with MNM tonight? We have a big surprise for you!

"The Spark Plug" Kenny: I...really should go and see Ric. I promised him I'd see him after I wiped the floor with Aries...[looking over his shoulder]

"The A-Lister" Melina: He might have left the arena or not. Who cares? We are already have the party, come on. [pulling his arm]

"The Spark Plug" Kenny: No offence...I really should find him...he'll be so proud.

[ Melina doesn't respond. She pulls him in a little closer, and places his hand over her right breast. She slowly tucks his head against them and rubs the back of his head. ]

"The A-Lister" Melina: MNM is very proud of you, too.

[ At this point, Melina pulls Kenny inside the locker room as the scene fades. ]

[ The Game Triple H is walking towards the ring when Todd Grisham runs up to him and stops him. ]

"UPW Interviewer" Todd Grisham: Triple H. I was wondering if I could get one final word in from you before you handicap match tonight with MNM.

[ Triple H glares angrily at Todd. ]

"The King of Kings" Triple H: Todd, in case you forgot...I'm the Game, Triple H. The King!...of Kings. And as far as getting one final word...the last time I checked, I ALWAYS get in one final word, and that final word is the damn PEDIGREE! I don't really give a crap if it's 2 on 1, 3 on 1, or a million on one! The only thing you can count on is that the Game will find a way to hit the most devastating move in the history of this business, get the pinfall, and take yet another step up onto my throne!

"UPW Interviewer" Todd Grisham: MNM is a very established tag team, with Melina in their corner. Does this worry-

"The King of Kings" Triple H: Worry?! Nothing worries me but little pests like you who ask me these stupid ass questions when you know deep down in your heart that there isn't a damn thing or person on this planet that can cause me to worry! When you've dominated this business as long as I have...the only thing I have to worry about is getting that one-two-three quick enough to get out of this arena before the traffic picks up! So right now...I've got a job to do so I can hurry up and get the hell out of here! It's Game time, Todd, and I damn sure don't think MNM is ready to play!

[ Triple H pushes Todd and walks towards the entrance area... ]

[ Suddenly, some one else stands beside Todd Grisham, it's Tommy Dreamer and they're infront of a large screen. ]

"The Innovator Of Violence" Tommy Dreamer: You have question's for me, right Todd?

"UPW Interviewer" Todd Grisham: Yeah, I do! Tommy, you seem to have some unfinished bus...

"The Innovator Of Violence" Tommy Dreamer: No. What I have, is an annoyance that I plan to rid myself of!

"UPW Interviewer" Todd Grisham: That annoyance you speak of, would be?

"The Innovator Of Violence" Tommy Dreamer: Have you been paying any attention?

"UPW Interviewer" Todd Grisham: Well, no. Was I supposed to?

"The Innovator Of Violence" Tommy Dreamer: If you had been, you'd realize that RaVen and I have a past. A history that goes even before UPW ever existed. I came back to even the score with him, Todd. And I will even the score, believe me on that!

"UPW Interviewer" Todd Grisham: Okay, well.. any other....

[ Dreamer turns around and walks away from Todd Grisham, leaving him standing there, looking like a loser. Scene goes back to ringside. ]

[ Shawn Michaels is standing backstage beside his lockerroom door with Vince McMahon. They look into the camera, and Shawn smiles cockily. ]

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels: Boys and girls, it's once again time for the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels to walk out there and give you a show like you've never seen before. Ol' HBK has made a career out of going out there each and every night and raising the bar as far as putting on the absolute BEST show that can possibly be put on. And tonight, the men who have the distinct HONOR of being a part of a legendary match, on the losing end, will be some Sickboy character and, sadly for the fans, your beloved Rob...Van...Dam!

[ Shawn nods to Vince, then looks back at the camera. ]

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels: Now, in actuality...many of you fans don't know who EITHER of those guys are because, well, let's face it! Once they got to the big times, with guys like the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, they were exposed as the frauds they really are...kinda, kinda like our new champion, whoever it may be, will be exposed after winning the Prime Time Championship.

[ Shawn shakes his head, disgusted. ]

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels: But you know, that's all well and good. They'll get theirs when the time comes. As for RIGHT NOW...the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, the Showstoppa, has a little bit of bidness to take care of. That's right, folks, ol' HBK is on his way! Let's get 'em, Vin-Man.

[ Shawn and Vince turn and leave and walk away from the lockerroom area. ]

Melina vs. Kristal Marshall:
Finisher's Only Match

Kristal Marshall is standing in the ring, getting checked by the ref as Melina's theme hits the P.A as she comes out leaning on Johnny Nitro.. The red carpet is rolled out as she starts walking down the ramp with Johnny assisting as she rolls into the ring and Kristal grabs her.. Nitro goes to one corner as the two divas lock up.. Kristal picks Melina up and delivers a power slam to her. She then goes for a diving knee but Melina rolls out of the way, getting up still holding onto her injured neck from the brutal chair shot a few moments ago.. Kristal walks over and grabs Melina as she falls back flipping Kristal through the ropes to the outside.. Nitro walks over to Kristal as the ref gets in the way and orders Nitro to the back as Melina climbs out and spins the ref around arguing with her.. The warns her to get back into the ring as Nitro nails the ref running him into the corner turnbuckle metal stairs with a thud.. Nitro then grabs Kristal and rolls her into the ring as Melina gets into the ring.. Melina tells Nitro to get Kristal up, Nitro holds her as Melina slaps the taste out of Kristal's mouth.. Melina does it again as the fans yell WHOOO! in honor of Ric Flair.. Melina rolls out of the ring and grabbing a chair she re-enters the ring, she walks over with her chair and swings hitting Kristal across the head hard.. Nitro lets go of Kristal as she crumples to the ground, Elijah Burke hits the arena and runs down the ramp as he drags Nitro from the ring as they two of them go punch for punch.. Elijah sends Nitro over the barricade into the fans as he climbs over and goes after him as the camera returns to the ring..

Another ref has run out as Melina is dragging Kristal up and throws her to the turnbuckle, Melina runs for a clothesline as Kristal ducks out and drop kicks Melina into the turnbuckle. Kristal gets up and grabbing Melina she throws her across the ring using her hair.. The ref warns her as Kristal picks Melina up and Melina rakes her to the eye, flipping her over her shoulder judo style as Melina goes for the cover.. The ref shakes his head telling her that she would have to do her finisher to win.. Melina stands up irritated as she walks over to Kristal's legs to do the Kyra-Practor stretch as she grabs Kristal's legs, Kristal turns over and kicks Melina in the stomach. Melina holds onto her stomach as Kristal gets up and grabs her, she throws Melina to the ropes and delivers a spine buster to Melina.. Kristal grabs her up and blocking Melina's attempt at an eye rake Kristal gives her a European uppercut then hooks her head delivering the KRISTAL KRASH as the ref calls for the bell..

Winner: Kristal Marshall

[ In the dark shadows of the backstage, Vampiro and The Kat are inside of a dressing room. They're standing side by side, looking at the camera. ]

"The Dark Prince" Vampiro: Samoa Joe.. your time has come, and your Judgement is upon you.

"The Incarnadine Icon" The Kat: After tonight, I will be one step closer to becoming a Champion, once more.

"The Dark Prince" Vampiro: What don't these cowards in the UPW not get.. about us?

"The Incarnadine Icon" The Kat: They're desperate for attention. Attention whore's, they all have become.

"The Dark Prince" Vampiro: Exactly. Our talent is wasted on them, why? Do we not.. deserve the exposure?

"The Incarnadine Icon" The Kat: We're better than them, and they all have known this for years. They're too afraid to admit it.

"The Dark Prince" Vampiro: UPW will eventually become apart of the dark ages, where nothing is safe, anymore.

"The Incarnadine Icon" The Kat: The first to go deep into the soil's of the earth, are Trish Stratus and Jenna Jameson. See you soon.

[ Vampiro shows a grin, as The Kat looks up and grinds her teeth. The scene fades back to ringside. ]

[ In the "Damned Nation" dressing room, there are five people in there. Sterling James Keenan, CM Punk, Becky Bayless, Abyss, and Chris Hero. Sterling and Becky look at one another, as the camera focuses on them. ]

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: When's Allison supposed to return, anyway?

"Untamed Spirit" Becky Bayless: Could be anytime. I heard, her condition is getting alot better.

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Good. So, you're ready to retain that IC Championship, right?

"Untamed Spirit" Becky Bayless: Of course. I honestly, don't get why I have to keep facing the same person over again. It's like they keep trying to stack the odd's against me in title matches, y'know?

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Yeah. Do what I all ways do, before a big match up.

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Convince yourself, no one can beat you.. and there ya' go.

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Look at our record's. It's obvious, people hate us. Y'know why that is?

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Exactly. And tonight, in the main event, I will officially become the first Prime-Time Champion, when I set Sting on fire.

[ SJK begins to smirk widely and sickeningly. Becky nods, the two of them look at each other for acouple of more seconds, before Punk and Hero gain their attention and they end up looking at them. The scene fade's and goes back to ringside. ]

The camera goes backstage as Mickie James is seen walking through the locker room area, Terri Runnels walks into camera view with mic in hand ready to interview her.. Mickie looks at Terri then sees it as a perfect opportunity to have a few words and just goes with the flow as Terri speaks..

Terri Runnels - Welcome to UPW Mickie.. A lot of people will want to know what made you join here?

Mickie James - Well Terri, from what I can see, the Diva World title is ripe for the picking as well as the fact that well I want to be in the greatest woman's division going and well UPW is the place to be in the future.. With Mickie James on the roster I can see that UPW's future has just gotten a lot brighter to say the least!

Terri Runnels - Well Good luck for your stay here in UPW.. So do you have any divas on your mind to whom you might want to have a match with? Someone here worthy of giving Mickie James a challenge?

Mickie James - Thanks Terri.. Well as for challenge here in UPW? I've not seen anyone in particular.. I've watched the past few shows and well I think Shane McMahon is right with wanting to shake things up.. It's why he hired all these new divas and apparently is getting rid of the rubbish!

Terri Runnels - So you're happy with whatever Shane McMahon puts in your direction? *Mickie James nods* Well Shane and the administration will be pleased about that.. But just so you know, I'd not speak to Christy right now, she was beaten by Beth earlier and I'd not want to be on her bad side today!

Mickie James - Christy Hemme can whine all she wants about losing, I don't care, it doesn't concern me or is apart of anything to do with me.. So I don't want to comment on Christy thanks.. All I can say is that I've got my plans for UPW.. No one is going to get in my way, if they do.. Then they will see first hand what I can accomplish.. I was Diva champion in WWE and I'll be doing the same here..

Terri Runnels - Would you like to say anything to any divas listening around the arena tonight?

Mickie James - My actions will speak louder than any words I can say.. Just watch and see Terri.. Watch and see..

Terri Runnels - The Kat, welcome to your first PPV back from retirement.. How are you feeling going into the match this week?

The Kat - Well Terri.. *smirks evilly* Put it this way, I've already taken care of some business before tonight.. This match is nothing compared to the trials I've been through..

The Kat - No I can't do that.. It'd be telling all my secrets.. *laughs as she admires the shovel, the camera reveals a little bit of red on the top of it* This week it's setting an example, winning the chance to get a shot at the Diva World title and there isn't anyone that will get in my way.. No matter whomever it is..

Terri Runnels - Well I am sure no one wants to be on your wrong side.. *pauses* Is that fresh blood on your shovel Kat?

The Kat - This? *throws shovel off camera* No it wasn't, some red paint from somewhere.. No excuse me, I have to get ready for my match..

The Kat - Luck is for those who need it.. Tonight I'm going out there to show I have earned the shot at any title here.. If someone has a problem with it, I dare them to hit the ring and put their money where their mouth is!

The Kat pushes past Terri as she grabs her shovel and heads towards the ring as the scene cuts to the arena as The Kat's music plays across the P.A..

The Kat walks down the ramp and enters the ring, she stands there as the ref checks her up and down, the camera cuts to the ramp way as a different theme plays, not Jenna's or Trish as pyros go off and someone walks out.. The camera reveals Debra as she struts towards the top of the ramp way as she is looking pleased with herself.. She claps The Kat who is unsure what is happening..

Debra - Well Done Kat, up to your same antics it seems.. *laughs* But the way you thought you would get away with it.. Priceless..

The Kat - *grabs a mic from Lillian at ringside* Debra.. What are you talking about? Is this some kind of idea to get revenge on me since back in WWF where I left you to get slapped around by your husband Stone Cold and moved onto bigger and better things.. What do you want?

Debra - Funny.. Very Funny Kat.. But you thought you were going to get away with it, didn't you?

The Kat - What are you talking about Debra, I don't know what you're talking about? Must be all the bangs to the head Austin's given you over the years..

Debra - Ok.. You're pleading ignorance.. So I've prepared something.. ROLL THE TAPE!! Watch and enjoy Stacey..

Jenna Jameson is seen arriving at the arena, she stops in the car park, getting out of her silver Porsche rent-a-car as she moves to the boot to get her bags.. As she opens the boot, the security camera shows someone coming up behind her. The person wallops her over the head with something like a stick or shovel and puts her body into the boot and closes the boot lid throwing the keys into the distance. The camera zooms in as the person turns to leave, it's none other than The Kat who looks pleased with what she did as the camera fades back to the current situation..

The Kat - So what Debra.. I told everyone I'd do whatever it took to get that title shot and well I've pretty much secured it.. After I destroy Trish then I've got the win in the bag! So if you would get out of the arena I can get back to my match..

Trish Stratus is seen earlier that night speaking with Leyla Milani backstage, they appear to be having an argument as Leyla takes out Trish with a few punches as she shoves Trish into a nearby doorway and down a set of stairs to the boiler room.. Leyla walks off as The Kat is seen whispering something to Leyla and handing her an envelope with something in it.. Leyla takes it and turns to walk away as The Kat nails Leyla from behind and throws her over the refreshments table and onto the floor. The Kat starts attacking her across the table as the scene fades..

Debra - Well it's simple.. I'm making it my issue to win the title match opportunity you've just got yourself this week under "suspicious" circumstances.. So I've taken the liberty of sending a copy of this tape to Shane McMahon himself! So yeah I've got a mission in UPW, to get back on top and to make your life a living hell.. Welcome back to UP-

"Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva hits the speakers as Shane McMahon appears on the Trinitron holding a tape in his hands.. He doesn't look pleased as he taps it on the table in front of him.. He then speaks to the two divas in the arena tonight..

Shane O Mac - Stacey.. The Kat.. I'm not pleased by what I've seen the past few hours happen at the arenas.. Attack on three divas to say the least and I've had word all three will not be performing tonight.. So the buried alive match is cancelled and you got the win.. As you expected.. But there is something you never expected.. I wont let you win that easy.. *Debra is smirking as well* Oh and Debra, thanks for the tape but I don't like people who tattles on others.. I appreciate the help with the diva division, it's why on the next card Debra, it will be you, one on one with Beth Phoenix.. I know you wanted The Kat in your major match back, but consider this a warm up match.. And Kat, I am impressed with the effort and time placed into the match tonight, you really wanted to win and went out there and accomplished it.. But it's not for the number one contender ship for any title.. *smirks* You won, but not the stip.. So next week as a build up from the Main Event, it will be Kristal Marshall versus The Kat in a Ladder's Match.. The stip will be that if you or Kristal win you'll get number one contender to the Diva IC title anytime in the next 6 months! So both of you.. Get the Hell out of my ring.. I'm sick of my show being interrupted!

Both Divas look irritated at Shane's response to what happened.. the camera zooms in onto The Kat who isn't looking very impressed as the scene fades..

Shawn Stasiak vs. Randy Orton vs. Carlito Caribbean Cool:
Triple Threat Match
Winner: No Contest. (Shawn Stasiak Warned; Randy Orton, Carlito Cool Fired)

[ Backstage, it's been several minute's, nearly a half hour to be exact, after The Sandman had defeated Alex Shelley in a random squash match. Foxy Dreams and Sandman are standing infront of the camera. Sandman still has his cane in hand. ]

"More Hardcore Than Ever" The Sandman: Earlier tonight, I destroyed Alex Shelley. Eliminated him. Does anyone really fuckin' think Shelley woulda' beaten me? In a hardcore match, no less? I don't think so..

"The Woman Behind Hardcore" Foxy Dreams: You don't see, what I see, do you Sandy?

"The Woman Behind Hardcore" Foxy Dreams: It's Paul Heyman! He's testing you. Making sure, you still have that drive to compete in gimmick matches. It's all his doing, and I think he's going to keep testing you until you give him what he want's.

"More Hardcore Than Ever" The Sandman: Y'know what? Even, if that were infact true, I still wouldn't give a shit what anyone want's from me. I do what I want, when I want to, with out having to listen to a bunch of b.s. from Heyman, anymore. But, I'll tell you one thing, I better get some better competition around here.. or else, there will be trouble!

[ Cocky grins from Sandman and Foxy as they nod at the camera, ready for anything. The camera's fades back to ringside. ]

Bret Hart vs. The Undertaker:
Last Man Standing Match

With the Undertaker all ready in the ring, waiting for action, "Heart Foundation" can be heard on the speakers, as Bret Hart makes his way out. Hart walks down the ramp and slides under the ropes, entering the ring. He quickly goes at it with 'Taker, taking him down with a spear! The referee signals for the bell, starting this match up!

Bret attacks the knee's of 'Taker, before stepping on his fingers and smashing him in the head with his left knee. Bret hit 'Taker in the head with a closed fist. Bret keeps 'Taker down by crushing 'Taker's head with his forearm! But Bret then allowed Undertaker to stand, before nailing him with a necbreaker drop! Bret climbed the turnbuckle and nailed a second rope front elbow drop. The referee counted, 1... 2... Bret looked around the ring. ...3... 4... 'Taker slowly reached his feet. Bret slid out of the ring and grabbed a steel chair to bring into the ring. After sliding back into the ring, Bret picked the chair up and swung it at 'Taker, causing him to kneel to the mat. Bret then nailed 'Taker in the head with the chair, busting his forehead open! Bret kept hitting him on the body with the chair, repeated shot's until the referee forced Bret to ease up on him. Bret threw the chair down, causing it to bend. The referee counted as 'Taker lied on the mat. 1... 2... 3... Undertaker calmly sat up.. Bret pick's the chair up again and smacks 'Taker over the head with it. He tosses the chair to the mat and kick's 'Taker in the stomach. He position's him up and drops to the mat, crushing 'Taker's skull with the chair in a Jumping Piledriver maneuver! Bret stands and looks down at Undertaker as the referee begins the count. 1... 2... 3... Bret stares blankly at the mat, looking down at Undertaker, whose not moving an inch. ...4... 5... 6... 7... 8... At this point in the count, Bret all ready knows he's got the match won, so he raises his arms in the air ...9... ... 10!!! The referee rang the bell and raised Bret's arm up in the air.

Winner & #1 Contender To Xplosive Title: Bret Hart. (The Undertaker Replaced)

Bret shook his head at the poor attempt by Undertaker. The referee raised Bret's arm in the air. He left the ring and walked to the back.

Becky sarcastically patted her on the head as she walked past her with a laugh. Joy stared a hole in her from behind as the scene slowly cut.

Christian Cage vs. Matt Striker vs. Chris Sabin:
Triple Threat Match

Christian Cage and Chris Sabin are all ready in the ring, as "I AM YOUR TEACHER, MATT STRIKER!" is heard on the PA speakers. Matt Striker comes out from the back and pauses on the ramp, smiling, before walking down the ramp and entering the ring. The bell sounds, and this match is on!

Striker and Sabin go at it, first with a lock up, and then with Striker toying with Sabin and tossing him to the mat. Striker then clotheslines Sabin once he's back up! Striker looks to Christian, and then takes a hold of Sabin's leg and twist's it around, causing Sabin to want to tap, but he doesn't! Striker then points to his head and uses his right fist to slam it against Sabin's knee, nearly bending his knee in the place where it shouldn't be bent! Striker releases Sabin and walks over to Christian, but Cage turns around and leaves the ring. He and Tomko head to the back, as Striker goes back to work on Sabin. Striker slams Sabin head first into the turnbuckle, and them ram's his knee against Sabin's head, knocking him out. Striker then picks Sabin up and nails The Golden Rule! Striker shakes his head at the less competition he's had in the weeks, and so he covers Sabin, 1... 2... 3!!

Winner: Matt Striker. (Christian Cage Leaves; Chris Sabin Warned)

Matt Striker stands to his feet. The referee raises his arm in the air. Sabin looks out of it!

[ As the cameras stayed at ringside, the helicopter shot of Hollywood appears on the titantron as the crowd go crazy. They wait for confirmation, before hearing the words "Is Cookin'..." and the crowd stand and erupt as The Rock walks out onto the stage at the Arrowhead Pond! Rock makes his way down the ramp, walking up the ring steps and entering the ring, climbing the turnbuckle and raising his arm in the trademark fashion. He stood down, taking a microphone from the ring announcer and standing in the ring, He waited for the "Rocky" chants to subside before he began to speak. ]

"The Brahma Bull" The Rock: FINALLY...The Rock...HAS COME BACK...to...Ultimate...Primetime...Wrestling.

[ The crowd erupted again as The Rock smelled the air. The chanting of his name began again as he stood, again waiting for silence. ]

"The Brahma Bull" The Rock: You know, The Rock's been out of this business for a while. The Rock's been off around Hollywood, earning millions of dollars, playing comedy, playing action, playing horror, but now...The Rock is back to playing his favourite role. The Rock is back to layeth the smacketh down...on ALLLLLL their candy asses! Now a lot of people have asked The Rock why he's decided to come back and get his hands dirty in the ring. A lot of people want to know what the hell The Rock is doing. Is it because The Rock wants to do it? The Rock wants to hit the ring and kick ass, one more time? Is it because The Rock loves nothing more than lacing his boots...and entertaining the millions...

[ Rock sniffed the air as the crowd shouted "AND MILLIONS", before leaning into the microphone again. ]

"The Brahma Bull" The Rock: of fans...and The Rock says...HELL NO.

[ The crowd went quiet in stunned silence, looking at The Rock in confusion. ]

"The Brahma Bull" The Rock: The Rock IS here because of you people...because you didn't go out and see The Rock's movies. You didn't go out and buy The Rock's DVDs. The Rock is here because "the people" that worshipped him, betrayed him and left him out to dry. You expect The Rock to be grateful to you people? You people screwed up my movie career, and you people aren't fit to walk on the same ground as The Rock! The Rock doesn't want to be here...he doesn't have a choice. The Rock HAS to be here because you all ruined his movie career. Nobody'll touch The Rock..and thats because of you people, and the fact that you all ABSOLUTELY SUCK!

[ The crowd boo'ed, the "Rocky Sucks" chant starting up already. He laughed to himself. ]

"The Brahma Bull" The Rock: You people have ruined The Rock. He spent hours trying to resurrect his career to no avail. His wife left him because of YOU...The Rock is left with nothing...except a hope. A hope that he can come back to uPw, kick ass, take names, and get re-noticed. I'm not here because I give a damn about championships...and I certainly don't give a damn about any of you people. The Rock has hit Rockbottom...and has to resort to being infront of you losers once again...but while he's back, The Rock will kick ass, get noticed once again by Hollywood, and then get out of this hellhole, once and for all, never to return, IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'.

[ The Rock dropped the microphone and rose his eyebrow, making his way out the ring, some of the crowd in stunned disbelief, and the rest boo'ing as the show cut to commercial. ]

The camera opens backstage as Dawn is seen talking with Shane McMahon in his office, she has just slammed his door closed and doesn't look pleased.. Neither Christy or Eugene are anywhere to be seen..

Dawn Marie - Shane we need a word..

Shane O Mac - Yes Dawn what can I do for you..?

Dawn Marie - It's bullshit how Leyla and Joy were just given free passes into my match.. I earned it myself and don't deserve this type of disrespecting..

Shane O Mac - Oh Dawn, don't worry.. I can see your concerns, it's all worked out so don't worry..

Dawn Marie - What have you got planned? I demand to know since I am the rightful challenger..

Shane O Mac - Well I'm giving you a shot at the April PPV versus the champion for the IC title, if you get the title, then well you can decide the challenger and stip at the April PPV.. But that includes the winner of Joy and The Kat next week as well in their ladder match.. Agreed?

Dawn Marie - Really? *pauses then smiles* Thanks Shane.. And I wont lose tonight, so I'll start thinking who my opponent will be.. That is unless my father gets off my back about it..

Shane O Mac - Now can you please leave I've got a few things I've got to attend to.. You can show yourself out!

Dawn Marie looked about to say something but thought better of it, she walks out as Stephanie McMahon walks in, eyeing Dawn up and down and shaking her head "tsk tsk" is heard as she closes the door softly and walks over to her older brother.. Shane looks up pleased about something..

Shane O Mac - Hi Stephanie.. I see you made it safely.. Take long?

Stephanie McMahon - No not long.. About 15 mins from the hotel.. So is everything in order..

Shane O Mac - Yeah it is.. I've taken care of everything, it's going to be like old times eh? You and I working on things like we did in the old days.. If anyone had to co-own divas with me, I can't think of anyone else I'd rather it be except you..

Stephanie McMahon - Yeah I can't wait Shane.. Let's get down and work out next week's card while the next match begins..

Shane O Mac - Agreed.. Let's do that now, I've got some business to work out for next week I'd like your opinion on..

Stephanie McMahon - Ok that's fine.. I've got some ideas to run past you as well..

Shane O Mac - Ok let's get cracking then shall we?

Stephanie nods as they start looking over paperwork and Stephanie moves a chair closer to Shane's table as they start pointing at things on the television as the scene fades..

Becky Bayless vs. Joy Giovanni vs. Dawn Marie:
Elimination Last Diva Standing For Diva IC Championship Match

The camera is in the ring as Becky Bayless and Joy Giovanni are circling the ring waiting for Dawn Marie to come out.. Dawn's theme hits as a ref runs out and runs down to the ring rolling inside as he speaks to the match's official.. The official speaks to Lillian who looking confused speaks..

Lillian Garcia - I've just been informed that Dawn Marie has gone missing.. She hasn't been seen since earlier tonight with her meeting with Shane McMahon.. So therefore this match has been changed to a straight out No DQ Match.. Sorry ladies, these are the change of plans from Christy Hemme the Diva Enforcer herself.. Good Luck!

The two divas lock up as Becky throws Joy hard to the corner, clothes lining her out into a bulldog.. Joy struggles up as Becky grabs her going for a suplex as Joy blocks it and suplexes Becky to the canvas.. Joy stands up and grabbing Becky by her head she picks her up and hits a back breaker, leaving her knee bent she starts stretching Becky on her knee as she tries to bend her in two.. Becky is writhing in pain as Joy applies the pressure.. Becky thrusts her palm into Joy's throat breaking the move.. Becky is slowly climbing the ropes holding her back as Joy is coughing from that last shot to the throat.. Dawn Marie comes running down the ramp as she tries to climb in the ring, her father comes down and grabs her leg dragging her out.. He grabs her and starts walking her backstage looking extremely pissed off as Joy and Becky don't know what to do.. Becky nails Joy from behind across the neck as she falls onto the middle rope, bouncing off the back rope she runs putting a leg over the rope as Joy moves impaling Becky on the middle rope. Joy hooks Becky's leg and goes for a quick cover.. 1..2.. KICK OUT! Joy tries it a second time but Becky kicks out straight away.. Joy gets to her feet dragging Becky up as Becky nails Joy a few times in the stomach then stands up she grabs Joy's head and delivers a neck breaker falling to the canvas.

Becky climbs up and grabs Joy throwing her into a nearby ropes and locking on a sleeper.. Joy appears to be fighting it as Becky applies the pressure.. This continues a few moments as Joy goes limp.. Before the ref can check her arm, Becky throws her to the floor as Joy looks unconscious as Becky nails her in the back of the head, the elbow, then knees her in the back of the head as Joy rolls around in pain.. Becky pulls Joy up as Joy slaps Becky hard sending back back a bit.. She grabs her going for the DDT, Becky pokes her in the eyes blinding Joy as she grabs her head and delivers a brutal face buster and hooks the leg.. 1..2..3!

[ Mankind's face is seen in the camera. He's rocking back and forth, and moaning. But then, an "EH EH!" is heard, as Steve Austin appears in the camera view. Austin shares the camera with Mankind, as he stares at the demented freak. ]

"The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin: What in thee hell is ol' Stone Cold lookin' at?

"Deranged & Unstable" Mankind: I have nothing to lose.. nothing to gain, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!?!

"The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell son, you dun' got'cher self in the mood to be a total JACKASS, now didn'tcha?

"Deranged & Unstable" Mankind: I feel no pain. No remorse. I CAN BRING PAAAIN DOWN ON YOU!!

"The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin: That ain't gonna' happen. WHAT?! I said, that ain't gonna' happen. Ol' Stone Cold is fixin' to open up a can of WHOOP ASS on ya', ya' sick twisted mental freak! I'll see your measily ass at X-Fire...

"Deranged & Unstable" Mankind: I'll see you, Austin... and I'll hurt you, because I can, and I have no restraint's left on my body... BECAUSE I'M MANKIND...... HAVE A NICE DAY!

[ Mankind smiles at the camera for a second, before going back to a straight face. Austin looks sickened by his face, so he turns away and walks out of the room. The scene fade's away. ]

Shawn Michaels vs. Sickboy vs. Rob Van Dam:
Triple Threat Match

Sickboy and RVD are the first two men in the ring.. as "Sexy Boy" hits and the fans go crazy.. but some end up booing. Shawn Michaels comes out from the back as Vince McMahon is right behind him. Shawn kneels on the ramp as the explosion's go off! He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Vince walks to the apron and stays at ringside. Shawn looks over to Sickboy, and then to RVD, as the referee signals for the bell to ring.

Sickboy and RVD both go after Shawn, but he ducks and they end up tying it up! Shawn watches as RVD gains the advantage and kicks Sickboy in the head. Shawn then turns RVD over and kicks him in the stomach. Shawn whips him to the ropes and goes for a sleeper hold, but RVD counters and turns around to put a sleeper hold on Shawn! Shawn then counters his counter and nails RVD with a neckbreaker for a two count. Shawn then picks RVD up and throws him into Sickboy over in the corner. Shawn runs at them and clotheslines them both to the mat! Once RVD is up.. Shawn turns around and nails some Sweet Chin Music to RVD's face! He does the same to Sickboy, taking him down! Shawn puts Sickboy ontop of RVD and uses one foot to cover them up. The referee kneels to position, 1... 2... 3!! HBK HAS TAKEN OUT BOTH MEN!!!

Winner: Shawn Michaels. (Sickboy Leaves; RVD Warned)

Shawn takes his foot off both men. The referee raises his arm in the air, as Vince smiles evily at ringside, clapping for HBK's victory.

Vampiro vs. Samoa Joe:
Street Fight Match

Vampiro and Samoa Joe stood face to face, until Vampiro tried hitting Joe, but it got blocked and Joe sent Vampiro against the ropes.. Vamp came back and got a boot full of face, as it sent him over the ropes. Joe went to the floor and looked under the ring. He found a stop sign and bashed Vamp over the head with it! Joe then covered Vamp, but at the count 2, Joe picked his head up to stop the pin attempt and mock The Dark Prince.. Joe then tossed Vamp back inside the ring. He tossed the sign to the ground and mouthed "I don't need weapons to beat this bitch." He climbed the steps and re-entered the ring. Vamp is starting to come to, but Joe run at him and hit a high knee to put him back down. Joe tossed Vamp against the ropes and locks him in a hold, then connects with a Dragon Suplex! Joe set's Vamp on the turnbuckle and get's him positioned for the move.. and yes, Joe drops down, hitting Vampiro with the Muscle Buster!! Joe then locks in the Kokina Clutch, and Vamp lies there, unconscience as the referee rings the bell to solidify Joe defeating Vampiro tonight!

Winner: Samoa Joe. (Vampiro Warned)

Joe doesn't release the hold, but then several butched security guards jump into the ring to prye Joe off Vampiro. They're able to do so, and Joe tosses them around before raising his arms and getting half of the fans behind him, while the other half boo him! Joe walks away, as the referee tends to Vampiro for medical treatment.

[ In the Co-Owner's office, Heyman is seated in his chair, doing paper work. A knock is heard, and Heyman looks up. ]

[ The door open's and it's SJK and Sting, the main event match for tonight. Sting looks dead in SJK's eyes, while SJK grins and looks back at Sting. ]

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: You haven't beaten me once, Sting. What makes you think tonight will be any different?

"The Face Painted Warrior" Sting: Ya' know, SJK, you're right, I haven't beaten you yet, but if memory serves, you haven't pinned me, either! But, I'm guessing, judging your weak promo earlier in the last week, you all ready knew that.

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Just because I have yet to pin you, doesn't mean I won't set you on fire.

"The Face Painted Warrior" Sting: Believe me, Sterling, I'm looking forward to facing you later tonight. I can't wait, because in the end, it will ALL BE OVER WITH!

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: You talk a big game for some one, whose two and zero against me.

"The Face Painted Warrior" Sting: Those are just number's. I'll show you up, and you will regret it.

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: The only regret's I have, is one.. and that was allowing Phil to get the win over Bret last week, when it should have been me pinning you.

[ The conversation turns over to the opposite side of the room, as CM Punk and Bret Hart enter the view. ]

"Straight-Edge" CM Punk: Simple? Y'know how simple it wasfor me to make your ass tap?

[ Before anything can happen between the two, Heyman seperate's Punk and Bret. ]

"UPW Co-Owner" Paul Heyman: Gentlemen, I invited you all here for a peaceful chat. Cant we atleast have that?

[ Punk and SJK are on one side of the room, while Bret and Sting are on the other. SJK and Sting still continue to trade insult's. ]

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Tonight, Stinger, I can promise you one thing..

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: After I burn you alive.. you will finally...

"The Face Painted Warrior" Sting: ....STAY ....DOWN... yeah, yeah, I heard it all once before.. several times, actually!

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Heh. Just remember that, y'hear me?

[ Sting smirks. SJK and Punk leave the room, while Sting and Bret stare at each other, as the scene fade's. ]

Psyco vs. Romeo Roselli:
Best Of Debut Match

The match went back and forth between both men. Romeo was on the defensive for the whole match, and Psyco hit a nice powerbomb. He went for the cover in the early on, but Romeo barely escaped with his right arm up. Psyco then applied the boston crab and nearly made Romeo submit. He was able to get to the ropes in time, but Psyco picked Romeo up and ended the match with a Double Broccoli finishing maneuver. Psyco crawled over and covered Romeo, 1... 2... 3!!

Winner: Psyco. (Romeo Roselli Warned)

Regal comes from the back and enters the ring. He celebrate's with Psyco.

The camera opens up backstage as Chastity is seen preparing for her match, Stephanie McMahon walks into the camera holding the Diva World title over one shoulder..

Chastity - *tapes up her wrist, tightening it as she looks up* I'm getting ready for my match tonight Steph.. I suppose I'm at the pinnacle of my career..

Stephanie McMahon - Well I've got some bad news, you're match has been cancelled tonight.. Pamela Anderson and Lacey were unable to make it..

Chastity - WHAT!?!? I went to all that trouble and I wont get a chance to get the Diva World title?

Stephanie McMahon - No.. That's why I am here.. Chastity, we're rewarding you the Diva World title.. Here.. Take it..

Stephanie McMahon - Chastity, we want someone WORTHY of this title, at the moment you're it.. You don't need to prove anything to anyone.. Take it, you have earnt it.. Maybe it's the wake up call Pamela Paulshock needs to wake up to herself!

Chastity - *takes the title admiring it as she rubs her hand over the title, the name plate has been changed with the name Chastity on it* Wow! I can't wait to cut a promo and tell all these worthless bitches that the new Queen of Hardcore, the Queen of UPW is here now..

Stephanie McMahon - Yeah that's what Shane and I thought.. Well done, congratulations!

MNM - Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro vs. Triple H:
2 on 1 Handi-Cap Match

"King of Kings" plays on the speakers as Triple H comes out from the back. A water bottle in hand as he poses for the crowd. He walks down the ramp, and instead of doing his usual entrance, he climbs the apron and enters the ring. He looks irate at being placed in this match! Aitch wait's in the middle of the ring as his music dies down. The sounds of the guitar riffing goes off, as the music of MNM plays on the sound speakers. Joey Mercury, Melina Perez and Kevin Federline appear at the top of the ramp.. but there's no Johnny Nitro in sight. The three of them walk down as Triple H watches from his side of the ring.. but then, Nitro rushes through the fans at ringside and jumps the barricade. He slides into the ring and takes Triple H down from behind! Mercury runs down the ramp and slides under the ropes and the referee signals for the bell as Melina and K-Fed wait at ringside.

Nitro kicks Aitch in the back, before picking him up and suplexing him down. Mercury watches from the corner of the ring. Nitro picks Aitch back up and tosses him into a corner, pounding on him with several right hands, before climbing the turnbuckle and doing the 10-count punch. The fans count with him as Nitro, for a last count, jumps off the ropes into a backflip and then kicking Triple H in the head to send him to the mat. Nitro covers, but Triple H kicks out at two. Nitro gets a breather, while Mercury gets in on the fun. Mercury kicks Aitch in the back, and then kicks him in the head. He goes for a pin, but Aitch kicks out. Nitro does a wheel barrel spin kick and nails an elbow drop onto Triple H. Nitro then picks him up and nails a short-arm clothesline! Mercury and Nitro talk of strategy, but then Aitch gets to his feet and spears Mercury, taking him down! Nitro tries to attack Aitch from behind, but it backfires and Triple H clotheslines Nitro down. Aitch whips Nitro to the ropes and then spinebuster's him down! Aitch picks up Mercury and tosses him out of the ring. Melina gets on the apron, which distracts the referee.. while Aitch is occupied, K-Fed slides into the ring and low blows Triple H!! He slides back out. Nitro then gets tucks Aitch's head in his arm and picks him up, quickly nailing a single version of the Snapshot! Nitro turns him over and covers Triple H, 1... 2... 3!! NITRO has DEFEATED THE GAME!

Winner: MNM - Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro. (Joey Mercury Warned)

The music goes off. Nitro gets up and the referee raises his arm in the air. Melina goes to check on Mercury on the outside, while K-Fed re-enters the ring and celebrate's with Nitro.

[ Josh Matthews is backstage, standing infront of a giant screen. Bret Hart shows up, beside him. Bret looks serious as he shows no humorous expression's nor does he look like he want's to be interviewed. ]

"UPW Interviewer" Josh Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, Bret "The Hitman" Hart..

"UPW Interviewer" Josh Matthews: All right. Well, you seem to be heavily dependant on tonight...

"UPW Interviewer" Josh Matthews: Well, ever since last week, when Mr. Heyman stripped you of your title shot at the X-Plosive Championship, you haven't seem like yourself. Attacking William Regal and Psyco. Trying to end the career of The Phenom.. and now tonight, when you step into Sting's corner.. is there anything you plan to do, to SJK, or to Sting, maybe?

"The Hitman" Bret Hart: What are you trying to get at, Josh? Are you calling me a cheater?

"UPW Interviewer" Josh Matthews: Um, no.. NO! Of course not.. I was just saying..

"The Hitman" Bret Hart: What I do with my life, is my own choice, Josh. Don't stick your nose into my business. You got that?

[ A few seconds of awkward silence, and Bret turns to walk away. Josh faces the camera. ]

"UPW Interviewer" Josh Matthews: That was Bret "The Hitman" Hart.. back to...

[ From behind, Bret knocks Josh down with a fist to the side of the face. SUCH AGGRESSION.. first REGAL AND PSYCO.. NOW JOSH MATTHEWS? What's next!? Bret kicks Josh's side a few times, and stands over him, looking down. ]

"The Hitman" Bret Hart: The next time, you feel the need to get into my business... DON'T! You better not make me come back for ya', kid.. damn piss ant's! Each and every one of you!

[ Bret walks away from the scene. Medic's come to the aide of Josh as they tend to him. Camera's go to ringside for the main event! ]

Sterling James Keenan w/CM Punk vs. Sting w/Bret Hart:
MAIN EVENT OF THE NIGHT - COFFIN TORTURE MATCH
FOR THE PRIME-TIME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

The arena goes dark as the worker's begin to set up the coffin to be at ringside. They stroll it down the ramp and place it only a few inches from the ring. The light's come back on. Several seconds later, the camera's go into the crowd as the fan's are shown with their sign's. A "Sting For World Champ!" is the first sign that is viewed. "CM Punk = Greatest Indie Ever" is the second. "Sting Will ... Stay .. Down." is the third, and "The Best There Ever Will Be" followed by a picture of Bret Hart is the fourth sign scanned from the crowd. Suddenly, the light's cut back out and "Sad But True" by Metallica plays. A light shines up into the rafter's as Sting is viewed. He wrap's the strap around him, and then drops down to the ring. Once he's in the middle, Sting unstraps himself and the wire is pulled back up. Sting wait's on his side of the ring, but then A Canadian Themed Music plays as Bret Hart makes his way out. Dressed in the same attire as earlier, Bret slides into the ring and gives Sting a blank stare. "Heresy" by Nine Inch Nails plays. Sterling James Keenan appears at the top of the ramp. He shows a slight smirk, before walking down. CM Punk can be seen walking behind him, as they reach the apron. Punk slides under, while SJK uses the steps to climb up on the apron. He enters through the middle rope and stares over at Sting with fire in both of their eye's. The referee mentions to both men the rules of this match, how there are no disqualifications and the only way to win is to lock your opponent inside of the coffin, and set it on fire. He then tells CM Punk and Bret Hart to stand in their respective corners at ringside. The referee is given the vacant Heavyweight title by the ring announcer. He shows it to Sterling James Keenan, and then shows it to Sting. They nod in approval. The referee, Earl Hebner, raises the title in the air, showing it to the fans. He gives it back to the ring announcer. The light's lower to a faded glow, as the arena goes to a darker color, viewed by all. SJK and Sting begin to circle around each other. A view of the ring announcer, holding the current vacant Heavyweight title in her arms can be seen. The referee decide's that now is the time to call for the bell, and this match is officially underway!

To start things off, both men stare over at the closed coffin, deep in thought... before SJK does a sneak attack and blind side's Sting with a punch to the stomach, knocking the air out of him! Sterling shoves Sting to the ropes, and hit's him with a shoulder to the stomach, shoving Sting into the turnbuckle. SJK takes Sting by the arm and hits a short-arm clothesline. Bret can be seen on the outside, clapping his hands and trying to get Sting into this match. SJK whips Sting to the ropes and manages to duck and Sting goes flying to the other side.. and this allows SJK to nail a back body drop! Sterling stood Sting back up and tossed him into the corner. Sterling whipped Sting to the other side of the ring and then tossed him into the opposite corner, shoulder first and making Sting go crashing into the pole! Sterling tossed Sting over the top rope. CM Punk walked over to Sting, but Bret got in his face, and a stare down occured. Sting was able to get to his feet in minute's as nothing had happened between Punk and Bret. Sterling baseball slid and knocked Sting over to the barricase stomach first! Sterling climbed out of the ring and clubbed Sting in the back! SJK went to throw Sting into the ring post, but it got reversed and SJK went flying head first into the post and drops to the ground. Sting picks SJK up and tosses him inside the ring. Sting slides under the ropes and then walks over to Sterling and whips him into the corner. Sting tries for a Stinger Splash, but Sterling moves and Sting hits his head against the turnbuckle pad, causing him to be slightly groggy.. Sterling gains the upper hand when he drop kick's Sting down! Sterling rolls under the ropes to the outside. He looks under the ring apron, and finds a steel chair. He pick's the chair up and tosses it over the ropes. He then looks back under and finds another steel chair folded. Sterling brings the second chair into the ring with him. Sting is all ready up, though! Sting notices the chair in Sterling's hand, and so he picks up the chair on the mat and swings it at Sterling, and smacks the chair, making him drop it due to the impact. Sting then goes for a clothesline and ends up bashing Sterling's head in with the chair still in hand! Sterling falls to his knee's, not exactly out cold yet, but just about! Sting kicks Sterling in the face a few times making him drop on his stomach. Sting tries to hook in the Scorpion Death Lock, but Sterling block's the hold from being locked in. Sting gives up and then kicks Sterling between the legs! Sterling has a look of shock on his face while he has a hand over the front of his tight's. Sting runs at the ropes and comes off with a leg drop against his throat! Sting tosses Sterling out of the ring. He walks back to the center of the ring and grabs a chair from the mat. Sting throws it to the outside and it hits Sterling in the face! Sting tries to jump out of the ring... but Sterling catches him and kicks him in the stomach. He then nails a vicious DDT on the ground, crushing Sting's skull!

Sterling and Sting lie on the ground for a few minute's, catching their breath's. Punk and Bret urge on their respective partner's. Sterling is the first one to his feet.. he grabs the chair and nails Sting in the back with it. He hits Sting four more times, before throwing the chair down. Sterling looks under the apron again and he pulls something out.. but what is it? ..it's.. it's.. A BLOW TORCH!! SJK HAS A TORCH IN HIS HAND!! Sterling goes to light the torch but Bret gets involved and takes the torch away, but then Punk gets himself involved and jumps onto Bret in a splash that sends both men to the ground!! Sterling still has the upperhand, how ever, as he takes Sting by the hair and throws him up against the steel steps. Sterling grabs the chair he had previously, and goes to whack Sting in the head, but Sting moves and Sterling manages to hit the steps with the chair, causing the vibration to make him lose the grip. Sting kicks Sterling in the stomach a few times, then lays into him with chops to the chest.. but Sterling knee's Sting in the stomach, and then whips him into the barricade! Sting goes head first into the cold steel, as Sterling climbs the apron and goes to the top rope.. Sterling jumps down onto Sting and hits him with a senton flip! Both men are down by that move, as most of the impact managed to take a toll on Sterling's lower back. Punk and Bret are fighting on the other side of the ring! Bret hits Punk in the face acouple of times before raking at his eye's and then body slamming him down! On the other side, Sting tries to get to his feet, but Sterling beat's him to it! Sterling kicks Sting in the midsection and then follows it up with whipping him into the coffin stomach first! Sterling goes back to looking under the apron.. he pulls out some type of tool that you'd normally see in a medical facility.. and it's a... SCALPEL!! Sterling holds the tool in his hand, as he walks over to Sting.. he takes his hair and begins scraping at Sting's forehead with the scalpel, causing blood to pour everywhere!! Sterling uses it and jab's it in Sting's upper right leg! THE TOOL IS STUCK IN STING!! Sterling has a sick smile on his face as he walks away and grabs something from under the ring apron.. a RAZOR WIRE!! Sterling wraps the wire around his fist and walks towards Sting. Sting is trying to crawl away but Sterling will not have it as he grabs Sting's leg and hits the top of the knee cap with the wire, digging it into the skin!! Sterling releases Sting and then drops down with an elbow drop! Sterling calls for the ending, as he picks Sting up and goes for the MK ULTRA... BUT NO! STING REVERSES AND HITS A DESPERATION MINI-PEDIGREE!! STERLING IS DOWN! STERLING IS DOWN!! Sting tries to get back into the fight but with the blood pouring out of his forehead, there's no telling how much fight he has left in him! Sting clubs the back of SJK, before picking him up and helping him into the ring. On the opposite side of the ring, Punk and Bret have been seperated as the two look on in the ring, seeing blood dripping from Sting's face paint, which has nearly been worn off by all this action! Sting picks Sterling up and goes to whip him into the corner, but Sterling reverses and Sting hits the turnbuckle hard! Sterling turns around and Sting floor's him with a spear from out of nowhere!! Sting lies ontop of Sterling, as the two try to get back to their feet. Sterling is the first man up, but Bret climbs the apron and this allows Sterling to be distracted! Bret throws a punch at SJK but he ends up ducking, and Sterling egg's him onto get in the ring.. from behind him, Sting has a chair in hand! He swings it around and nails Sterling in the head with it! Sting continuously hits Sterling in the side of the head.. until blood can be seen dripping from his left ear!! SJK COULD LOSE HIS HEARING!! Sting throws the chair down at Sterling, and tries to go to the top rope.. but Punk climbs the apron and tosses Sting off the turnbuckle! Bret runs and tackle's Punk down with a shoulder block, and begins hitting him repeatedly in the face!! SUDDENLY, PYRO'S HIT AND ABYSS WALKS DOWN THE RAMP!!! Abyss runs and tries to take Bret down, but Hart gets him in a drop toe hold, making Abyss hit his head against the steel steps and incapacitating him for the time being! Sting reaches his feet by now, and so does Sterling.. both men's faces are covered in blood, but Sterling's left ear is completely the crimson color as Sting shoulder block's Sterling to the mat! Sting gets the adrenaline pumping as he tosses Sterling into the corner.. Sting then runs at hits him with the Stinger Splash! Sting whips Sterling into the opposite corner, and runs at him, nailing the Stinger Splash for a second time!! Sting drops Sterling to the mat and goes for a Scorpion Death Lock! On the outside, Bret Hart has the chair that was used earlier in the match up. He climbs the apron and looks over at Abyss, whose just now coming to. Sterling is able to block the hold from being applied and he kicks at Sting, causing him to stumble back a few steps.. and when he does, Bret swings the chair around him AND NAILS STING IN THE BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! WAS IT AN ACCIDENT? WAS IT ON PURPOSE? Bret looks over at Sting, with a blank expression.. he drops the chair and drops down from the apron. Punk and Abyss look at Bret and seem to want to fight.. but Bret raises his arm's in mid-air and just walks away.. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!? Sting is in deep trouble now. Sterling looks up at the ramp and sees Bret walking to the backstage area, not even bothering to turn back around. Sterling orders Abyss to enter the ring. Punk follows him in, and now all three men have Sting right where they want him. Sterling whispers something into Abyss' ear and Abyss whips Sting to the ropes and TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BLACK HOLE SLAM!! STING WAS JUST TORN IN TWO WITH THAT MOVE! Sterling shrugs and Punk gets down and locks in the Anaconda Vice onto Sting. He yells in pain and is nearly about to pass out! Punk lets go of the hold and Sterling, taking his time, picks Sting up and bends down to put Sting in the move.. Sterling locks him in it, and then drops down on his knee's, NAILING STING WITH THE MK ULTRA!!! Sterling orders Abyss to dismantle The Stinger.. Abyss goes to the outside and opens the coffin.. HIS BLACK BAG IS INSIDE! Abyss grabs the bag and re-enters the ring. He pour's the thumb tack's all over the inside of the coffin, getting tack's everywhere!! Sterling calls for the microphone. While Abyss is handling Sting, kicking him in the gut a few times, and smearing the blood all over Sting's body, Sterling raises the mic to his lips.

"The Rockstar From Hell" Sterling James Keenan: Stinger, are you ready for a lifetime of damnation? Your soul await's the firey pit's of hell. Nothing left for you to do.. BUT BURN!!

Sting tries to stand back up, but Sterling takes the mic and hits him over the head with it, smashing the mic in two. Sterling grabs Sting's hair and gets him up on his feet. Sterling tells Abyss to finish the job. Abyss picks Sting up, over his head, and walks over to the edge of the ring. SJK and Punk watch, as ABYSS TOSSES STING INTO THE COFFIN AND INTO THE THUMB TACK'S!! The tack's can be seen digging into Sting's flesh. From his legs, to his stomach and back, to his face and to the back of his head.. Sting is left motionless! Sterling climbs out of the ring. He walks over to the coffin and closes it.. he then looks underneath the ring apron and grabs a nail gun. It all ready has nails loaded into it. Sterling brings the nail gun over to the coffin. He places the gun against the wooding, and presses down, a nail has instantly been driven into both ends of the coffin set up. He walks only a few inches apart from the first nail, and presses down for a second nail to be driven into it. He does this for all four sides. Sterling then drops the nail gun and walks over to the announce table, as the blow torch has been placed there by Bret Hart earlier. Sterling grabs the torch and light's it up. The fire burst's out and the smoke is present. Sterling walks over to the coffin. He pauses for a moment, looking into the crowd. Sterling then places the lighted torch ontop of the coffin.. and THE ENTIRE THING IS SET ON FIRE!! The fan's in the crowd *GASP!* as the coffin is seen burning the whole time. The referee quickly calls for the bell and SJK, and Punk have smiles on their faces. Abyss poses in the "X" formation with his arms and roar's at the camera. The ring announcer makes the announcement.

"Ring Announcer" Lilian Garcia: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE FIRST EVER UPW PRIME-TIME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, STEEEERLING JAAAAAMES KEEEEENAN!!!

Watching as the fire completely takes over the coffin, SJK stands there infront of the chaos, laughing as Sting is trapped inside. The referee continues calling for the bell and then signaling for medical assistance to come down and help Sting. Sterling walks over to the ring announcer, and takes his UPW Prime-Time Heavyweight Championship, before shoving the defenseless woman to the ground. Abyss has his chain wrapped around his body, as spot's of blood cover his skin.. blood that no doubtedly came from Sting. CM Punk stands to the side of SJK, as all three of them walk away from this mess! Punk, having one half of his Tag Team Championship's around his shoulder, and SJK holding his Heavyweight Title in the air. They walk up the ramp and disappear from the camera's viewing angle. Workers and crew member's run down the ramp and use a fire exstinguisher to put out the fire on the coffin, once the fire has cleared.. the coffin has been destroyed by the fume's and the heat, which has caused the wood to sink. They hurridly rush the coffin to the backstage area, after of course, lifting it onto wheel's. The camera's suddenly fade out, as the responses from the fans are heard through out the arena. Their faces are shocked, disgusted, and turned off by what they have just seen. The camera's fade out... ending this broadcast of Final Judgment with the UPW logo fading up, then away.